A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat.”
The man groaned but didn't budge one inch. The usher became impatient. “Sir,” the usher announced, “If you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.”
Again, the man just groaned which, in turn, infu…
