"I’m pretty sure that it was during an (indoor!) performance of As You Like It. A giant grasshopper had somehow found its way onstage and was dazzled by the lights. It kept jumping up and flying around, landing on the actors and scenery. It…"

"Ditto on the sparking juice and tea! White grape juice is perfect for white wine. Very similar color. Purple grape juice can pass as red wine, although you may need to dilute it a little bit to get a more realistic shade. Any play I've done…"